Californication

Miss-takes committed,
Miss-ed opportunities,
Just-fun encounters
Just-ice denied
Less-mortals burnt
Less-ons not learnt
Ig-norance induced
Ig-nition provided
West-ernised at last
Yes, at what cost?
-MB

Quotes by Me

History: Men fought with each other for Women
Tele serial: Women fight with each other for Men
Future: Men fight with Women to get Men and/or Women
Kaalaya tasmaiye namaha
-MB

Quotes by Me

It is not difficult to be nice to somebody
It is not nice to be difficult to somebody
-MB

Quotes by Me

Dream: Bihar becoming Japan
Nightmare: Japan becoming Bihar
(Thanks to Laloo)

Dream: Scientist becoming Primeminister of India
Nightmare: Politician becoming a scientist

Dream: Aish becoming housewife
Nightmare: Housewife becoming Aish

Dream: Sachin hitting million runs
Nightmare: Million taxes hitting and missing Sachin

Dream: MB becoming a billionaire
Impossible: A billionaire becoming MB

-MB

Quotes by Me

3 things that men should stay away from:
vices, bosses and their wives
-MB

Being Nice

Yes...I hurt you
By just being nice

Friends of yours
love,stories of heroes
small are my words
I can't tell no lies

Rich thy colleagues
sports car for gym
I love my cycle
no need to swim

I can't pretend
like the all around
I can't ignore
the pain around

Yes... I hurt you
By just being nice
But all I can offer
is-just being nice

-MB

Shame

A new teacher of a highschool asks one simple question to all students with all the enthusiasm: "How do you want to live? what do you want to achieve?". Students respond with equal enthusiasm. some of them want to live for ever, some want to live for others but most of them would like to acheive success in other words Money. Raju is silent. In fact his classmates call him "Raju bangaya silentman". Raju answers his attendance register calls and his nature calls by asking for permission, but apart from that he never really has spoken. Everybody is resigned to the fact that Raju is either moron or moron... nobody is really bothered. But the new teacher is..... she always wanted to become a teacher just to help kids like Raju... thats what she told in interview for her job. thats what she believe...only God knows(assuming God does know most of the human intentions). So the new teacher goes to same old silent Raju "I want an answer from you. how do u want to live". one, two, three attempts...... no answer. But the new teacher is not going to give up. she has seen so many rajus in her life. Has she? God only knows(Again the assumption) Well... new teacher finally makes Raju talk. and... Raju talks in full sentences for the first time in front of classmates.... "I dont know how I want to live. I even dont know whether i want to live or not. But what I know is what i dont want? I dont want to die in a fire set by friendly neighbour because the so called leader of my religion said something which hurt so called leader of neighbour's religion and now... there is no other way. we must kill each other. " Teacher didnt understand what Raju was on about or teacher did not want to understand. Students were never interested in "Gentle but mental Raju". And hence.... the story is over.

WE MUST KILL EACH OTHER. THERE IS NO OTHER WAY. He is Sikh..I am Dera. He is Muslim...I am Hindu. He is christian.. I am Muslim. He is palestine.. I am Jew. He is human... I am human. When all the killing is over.... then I start eating, dancing and in fact "LIVING". I am not living now... there is no space for both a jew and a muslim in single Earth. No way. Lets kill each other. There is even more simple solution.... Lets kill all the women, all the children... No more offspring, No more spring and no more living.

SHAME ON YOU. SHAME ON ME. SHAME ON EVERYBODY. ANIMALS KILL FOR HUNGER AND MATE FOR REPRODUCTION. WE KILL FOR RELIGION AND LIVE FOR KILLING OTHERS